Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Orphan Crossbow Gunship of Doom

The frightened orphans listen intently to Lukas. He is promising them a chance to fight back against the horrible monsters that have abducted and hurt them, and done horrible things to their friends. A couple of them voice some objections, but the rest are excited by the chance of getting to handle real crossbows and fly into real battle with real heroes.


  1. "Homicidal, loot-grubbing, sociopaths" is too much of a mouthful for young impressionable children.

    Besides, Ghanash and Orestes qualify.

  2. Actually, as a party, we do seem a little more heroic...