Thursday, November 11, 2010

Pork a la Apocalypse

Death looked up when Pestilence entered the room. From how the tendrils were moving he could tell she was excited. Also Famine had noticed it and turned his head to face her.
"Get up boys! The spirits have spoken to me and I can smell bacon in our near future!"
Death raised an eyebrow and looked at Famine who looked confused as well.
A skull of a ram came through the small door at the back of the room, followed by the rest of War.
"Bacon? Did somebody say something about bacon?"
Pestilence started smiling "Now that I have your full attention: We have been challenged again! After these devils got away with a draw last time because of War's failure to dodge a few blasts and Death's inability to hit a barn with a fullblade, the Gods give us another chance to finally show the spirits that we are worth their trust!"
Death jumped up and darted towards Pestilence the fullblade in full swing. Pestilence turned her head and looked towards Death. "Yes?"
"I thought so!"
The fullblade's tip dropped to the ground and the massive shape of Death trudged back to the table, the dislodged skull of the lion on his head hanging on one side. Pestilence could hear him mumble to his sword after he sat down again with his sword on his lap. "Yes, I know she is wrong, but do you want to speak up against her?" She smiled.

"So get ready. We will be summoned soon and I promised the spirits that we will put the new powers to good use!"
"But what does all of that have to do with bacon? And what are the challengers called?"
Pestilence looked at War and started smiling

Five minutes later she could still hear the laughs thundering through the forest. Time to look for a good recipe......


  1. I want Aporkalypse now!

    When are you playing?
    I want to watch.

    Also, don't be too cocky. Josh's team are actually a good match for yours.
    It should be a very even and hard fought battle.

  2. Aporkalypse! Damn, why didn't I think of that :D

    We'll start beginning of next week and the sessions will be in the evening. Would you have time to watch/DM in the evenings? If yes I'll make sure we'll use the old MapTools version on the server since you can't log into the newer ones....

  3. I would love to see how this goes.

  4. What time are you thinking about?
    I will if I can.